So there was this hot date, right? And a silly poem went with the afterglow, and although that night we finished only a few lines, it seemed worth completing. We've found the writing of it, by back-and-forth email as well as in person, to be quite hilarious. We hope you like it as much as we liked writing it. Copyright 2001 Spike Harris and Elaine Miller

Seusswhack ... by Spike Harris and Elaine Miller

We started with a dinner date.
I was on time, must not be late
She grinned and said that while we ate,
I'd learn what was to be my fate.
Some things I thought just might be great,
Some things, she said, she knew I'd hate.

First she tied me to a chair,
I could not move! It was not fair!
I could not reach my food from there!
My belly ached in great despair.
I think she liked to hear me swear.
Aside from that, she did not care.

She said things to make my eyes go 'pop'
She said she'd beat me with her crop
beat me, beat me and never stop
And p'raps upon my knees I'd drop
There'd be whips-a-crack and spit to swap
And maybe in the sack we'd hop

She said she'd like to hack and whack
all up my front, and down my back
She'd tie me up, there'd be no slack
with me secure, then she'd attack
and keep it up and watch me crack
And leave some marks, all blue and black

She said she'd like me to submit
For one night only we'd commit
She'd go as far as I'd permit
I thought I wouldn't mind a bit
I'd come so far, I could not quit
I would impress her with my grit

This gal, this top, she is a dream
Her hair is black, her skin like cream.
That she would even think to deem
that I'm a butch she thinks should scream
and fill her room with sex and steam
Well, that did a lot for my self-esteem.

She asked me, then, for my consent
She agreed that what she'd said was bent
but thought I'd know just what she meant
As I agreed with a lady, a proper gent
I wondered if I'd soon repent
But I nodded my head, and my power was lent

And then she smiled and bade me eat,
"You'll need your strength. Here, have some meat."
She loosed one knot that held me to the seat
She looked so scary, although so sweet
I might have run out to the street,
except of course, she'd tied my feet.

With the quickest fingers I'd seen, bar none
She pulled and had more knots undone
I suppose I had my chance to run
She said "C'mon, now, you're the one"
This kinky sex I could not shun
And thus was our hot scene begun

At her feet I sweetly knelt
She heaved a sigh, she said she'd melt
She used her whip, she used my belt!
My back grew hot, each blow she dealt
Each strike rose up, a white-hot welt
(You won't believe how good it felt.)

She said she'd take me on a trip
and beat me harder with her whip
I dug my teeth into my lip
was left, for once, without a quip
and then my brain began to slip
I writhed there screaming, in her grip

She could not, would not whack me more
I'll run run run right out the door!
but then she said, 'please take four more,
because the thing I want is at your core.
I know your back is awful sore
But you're the bottom I adore.'

I said, for her, I'd try and try.
With four hard blows she made me cry
I really thought that I might die
and then I thought, 'whoa, I can fly'
And, what's this wet spot on my thigh?
Those nasty girls are awful sly

And then she said, "There's more I need.
I thirst for it, I can't mislead...
I've got this ache to make you bleed."
No need to think, I just agreed
that with my blood her heart should feed.
She drew her knife and did the deed

The knife, quoth she, the blood it draws
Not quite as much as with my claws
And proved it then, without a pause
then cleaned the cuts, and wrapped with gauze
"I'll fuck you now," she said, "Because..
I lust for you! You're without flaws!"

She fucked me every way she wished
I felt as if my cunt was blissed
I pushed against her and then I hissed
'Please, all the way, up to your wrist'
She smiled as though she'd just been kissed
and she slid inside me, made a fist

She said I made lust run amok
and told me how she liked to fuck
She said she felt she'd all the luck
then gave me fingertips to suck
My mind began to come unstuck
And I felt my hips begin to buck

She knew damn well what that'd foretell
she said; "You'll do as I compel,
You can yell and yell and come like hell
If you ask me first, and don't rebel"
I'd learn to beg, this I could tell
While her pumping fist in me did dwell

I begged and begged and asked for some
Her hand was on my clit, to strum
You go ahead, she said, I'll let you succumb
She released me, then, to come and come
And come and come and come and come
She smiled. I'd made her thumb go numb

We fell down weak upon the bed,
our grins upturned, our arms outspread
I was glad I'd followed where she'd led
We smiled and smiled, and as one we said
"There's one thought, now, that's in my head:
to keep it good, let's never wed."


by Spike Harris and Elaine Miller
(c) 2001